A Wild Tobias Appears

[bloodrunner]

[The camera feed from his phone is still and stable, as if he's propped it up on something before settling in front of it, shirtless and positively leering at the viewer on the other side. His torso and arms are decorated heavily with tattoos, some faded with age that doesn't look appropriate to his face.

When he speaks, his accent is an odd sort of transcontinental, but predominantly irish.]

Greetings, people of space! Sure is quiet abou' this place right now, huh? Maybe I can help shake that up a bit.

See, what I'm gonna offer you all's a chance to get your jollies with the weird shit. Been around, seen it all, and nothin' can 'urt me for long. Don't even need that fancy-arse virtual reality system they got up here, don't need the med staff to get involved. Just you n' me n' whatever you can carry.

[He winks at that, very animated face pulling into a somewhat slimy, toothy smirk. The feed dies.]